This project took quite a feat to get off the ground. I remember wanting to do a fun piece for Valentines Day and somehow decided upon the ABC’s of love. I took a stab at writing it and couldn’t really put a lot together myself. So I posted a blog up on MySpace asking people to come up with ABC’s that were sweet and funny and the letters had to represent objects. It got about 30 people joining in and so I printed out all of their lists and sat down highlighting ones that I liked. From that point I picked certain ones and made a list. I had to haul that list around with me for a number of days, deleting some and editing others so they rhymed. I plinked around on a synthesizer and came up with a tune, went to a friends house to record the piano aspect. I then recorded myself singing and pieced the audio together.
Then I got started designing my recording space. I wanted to have the camera on the floor looking up but I ran into major problems. Since I would be working on a piece of glass the camera would be looking through the glass and there were tons of reflections on the glass. Long story short, I had to piece together a little recording spot that didn’t have any reflections, the light had to be limited etc. It was a total pain.

Then I sketched out my images on some post its. At this point I was ready to begin and wasn’t sure how the quality was going to turn out. I set to work separating out all of the colors of hearts and had a bowl for each. I put together a few of the pictures and was satisfied with the quality, I say satisfied because I was working with such a large pixel that the detail was difficult. Anyway, I spent about 14 hours just piecing together the pictures then I spent 7 hours in front of the computer cutting and splicing the video. ugh. But I am quite happy with the final product. Something very different for me because of the music. Quite fun.
Here is the original poem.
A- I love your adams apple
B- you’re beautiful without beer goggles
C- you are better than chocolate rain
D- You never stop giving like a dairy cow
E- You are tastier than a carmel apple empanada from taco bell
F- My love for you grows like fungus
G- We are tight like OJ’s gloves
H- Your hands I would love to kiss
I- I want to hear your voice more than my Ipod
J- Screw Mars and Venus on Jupiter is where our love fits
K- You make my heart jump like a kangaroo
L- my heart bubbles like a lava lamp when I’m with you
M- I’m drawn to you like a powerful magnet
N- I’ll protect you like a ninja
O- Like an Octopus my hug will surround ya
P- We fit together like perfect pieces in a puzzle
Q- You be my jukebox; i’ll be your quarter
R- I’d enjoy the itch if you were my rash
S- I will always love you, wait, what’s your salary?
T- our love, like the Titanic, will make a splash
U- our love stands out like a unibrow
V- Your touch is like Viagra, oh wow
W- You have everything I want and need just like Walmart
X- I’ll xerox your photo all day and tomorrow
Y- you can be the string and I will be the yo yo
Z- your sexy highlights remind me of a zebra
If you are interested in sending someone an 8×12 photo of this piece I put together click here. Any purchases directly support Goodbye Art and my other large projects. Thanks so much!
I hope you all got a kick out of this piece. I had a blast with it.





