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No it’s not really pee. Come on. Seriously. The furthest portion is 30 feet away and 15 feet wide. No one in the world has the pressure to push pee that far. And if they did it would rupture other parts of the body. ugh.
Moving on.
So I went to the grocery store and bought a bunch of yellow food coloring. Which was actually hard to find. It is usually mixed in with a multi pack. I also bought a sprayer, the small hand held one. Then I headed for the park. I hunted around for a part of the park that was out of view of the rest and had a rather short steep incline. Then did a little planning. I knew I had to make the picture in between takes in the video but it couldn’t be obvious that I had traipsed around making foot prints all over. This was crucial as I would have to work from these steps to make the picture. I then recorded the first part of the vid telling people what I was planning to do. Then I pointed the camera at the ground and turned it off. Then with water bottle in hand I walked in the steps I already made and proceeded to spray in the picture walking backwards at times. I only goofed up a couple times but not noticeable enough. Then I went back to the camera, aimed it as best I could at the same spot I had last recorded at, turned it on and brought it back up to my face and finished off the video. haha. simple. The tricky part was trying to keep my perspective appropriate while on a hill side, as the further away portion had to be drawn larger. Since it was Lassie it worked out just fine.
If you are able to help support Goodbye Art it will help make future projects more grand and impressive. You can purchase a picture of this piece here. Thanks so much!
January 16th, 2008 at 3:04 am
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January 16th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
That’s actually very interesting and entertaining. I loved and laughed at the YouTube video. Great work and creativity. White snow is just like a blank canvas-Somebody had to do it =-D
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January 21st, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Wow! One of your funniest ideas EVER! It would be pretty creppy if someone could push pee out that far. The Youtube video was absolutely hysterical!!!!! Great picture!
January 22nd, 2008 at 3:27 am
WAHAHAHAHAHA!! it was hilarious watching the video on youtube, but what was really insane were the comments — everyone was trying to debate whether it was pee or not
anyway, great art!! yay!!
January 22nd, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Nice joke there bub….wonder if you pissed anyone off
January 23rd, 2008 at 6:40 pm
I think its great that you put so much effort into making it seem as though you drew the picture with piss, and the video is hilarious. The only problem is that if it really had been piss it would have melted the snow instead of only coloring it.
January 29th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
First of all I’m not going to tell you your good like everyone else here. Lets face it, you know your good. As far as the “to be or not to be” of the legal world, “F” that! Who gives a crap! You think that the great minds of the art world that have graced us with their, at the time, risque’ outlook of the world thought, ” Maybe I’m going to far?” No, they didn’t. They dared to be different and so are you. I say instead, push it until YOU say stop! That is the truths of life. Or as P-Diddy would say, ” Can’t stop, won’t stop, AEEEAAEEAAEEHH!”
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January 31st, 2008 at 2:24 pm
I just wanted to say your pretty much amazing and have been a total inspiration to me! im takin an IB art class as a senior and could get me up to eight college credits, we have to do reseach on different artists in our workbook and yeah i think you’ve helped me alot the begining of this year i was really into experimenting with different and new things ive never done but now im back to oil painting and i love it…just wanted to say thank you
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February 26th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
HAHAHAHHA .. it’s funny! when the first time i got to this page, i didn’t notice tat there’s a picture there .. it’s cool! but why u use yellow ? just wondering, coz i had an experience mixed yellow and white on my painting, and my lecture said it’s a bad combination, it’s like kill the other colors, and erase the mood. i wonder if the the yellow a bit darker, that would be good..
eh, it just opinion .. just feel something wrong with the picture, i thought it’s because the color, however omg, i love ur work!! wish i have a talent like u !
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